TGIF library banana

Sonia:

Takes a photo to show you her banana.

banana

Should eat the banana yes no maybe?

Should NOT eat the banana because she is in the library and she is not a maniac.

Should eat the banana because that guy the other day ate an apple in the library with no fucks given.

Should NOT eat the banana because that guy the other day ate an apple in the library with no fucks given and everyone wanted to murder him because it was so noisy.

Should eat the banana because bananas are soft and do not make crunchy noises when you eat them.

Should NOT eat the banana because bananas give off a stronger scent than apples and this will annoy everyone just like apple guy.

IS NOW EATING the banana.

Has put it away again because someone is giving Sonia stink eye.

Is hungry.

….

It’s 4pm on Friday afternoon. I am fairly lightheaded from lack-of-lunch and 8 hours of squinting at statistics. On the plus side, am kid-free this weekend and going to romance some fine gin tomorrow at Archie Rose!

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